Archive | April 2015

Smile when you have a minute-

Smile when you have a minute-
HOW TO START A FIGHT

One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift
The next year, I didn’t buy her a gift.
When she asked me why, I replied,
“Well, you still haven’t used the gift I bought you last year!”
And that’s how the fight started…..
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My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed.
I turned to her and said, ‘Do you want to have sex?’
‘No,’ she answered.
I then said,’Is that your final answer?’
She didn’t even look at me this time, simply saying, ‘Yes..’
So I said, “Then I’d like to phone a friend.”
And that’s when the fight started…
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I took my wife to a restaurant.
The waiter, for some reason, took my order first.
“I’ll have the rump steak, rare, please.”
He said, “Aren’t you worried about the mad cow?”
“Nah, she can order for herself.”
And that’s when the fight started…..
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My wife at her high school reunion, and she kept staring at a drunk swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table.
I asked her, “Do you know him?”
“Yes”, she sighed, he’s my old boyfriend. He began drinking right after we split up years ago, and hasn’t been sober since.”
“My God!” I said, “Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?”
And then the fight started…
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When our lawn mower broke my wife kept nagging me to get it fixed. But, I always had something else to take care of. Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.
I found her seated in the tall, unmowed grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again I handed her a toothbrush. I said, “When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway.”
The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp…
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Tonight- Friday Stop by after work – Smart, intriguing, connected… amazing location…

Tonight- Friday Stop by after work – Smart, intriguing, connected… amazing location…

The exciting Urban Financial Services Coalition 9th Annual Economic Strategic Summit is happening tonight at the Union Bank Museum Branch. This fabulous property (built 1908, three-story classical temple with a central main banking room rising to the roof, an unbroken space some fifty feet in height. It is surrounded on three sides by a colossal colonnade, enclosing the main banking room. Six Corinthian columns face California Street, six face…) is located at 400 California Street.

400 California Street is a Certified Landmark (San Francisco City Planning Resolution #6197).

See you from 5:30 to 8:30pm!

Additional details:
Update! A NEW grant from AKM Equity makes event admission FREE! Hello friends! Please come to this fun event that we at WBLS volunteer for and please bring friends, RSVP below! You will be glad you did!
EVENT INFO-
Friday April 24, 2015 6:00PM- Mix, Mingle and Learn… Union Bank – Historic Museum Branch, 400 California St San Francisco, CA 94104. 3 blocks from Bart station.

The Urban Financial Services Coalition (UFSC) 9th Annual Economic Strategic Summit DOES A LOT MORE than present a expert real world economic update roundtable:A few examples of the MORE:
1- At the 2014 Summit, a student got a lead at the Summit on a college grant source.
2- At the 2013 Summit, a Entrepreneur connected at the Summit with a major newspaper who did a large feature story on that Entrepreneur’s business.
3- At the 2012 Summit, a displaced IT exec met decision makers from a Financial Services company at the Summit and was hired by them within 2 months into a senior position.

THE SUMMIT IS MORE THAN NETWORKING… IT IS INFLUENCE… RSVP NOW AT

http://www.eventbrite.com/e/urban-financial-services-coalition-9th-annual-economic-summit-tickets-16151202682

Food, beverage, music, raffle prizes… Mix, mingle and learn at the Union Bank Historic Museum Branch.

Our expert panelists include:
Cathy Adams, President CDA Consulting, NC100BW, B.A., Mass Communications, Jackson State University
David Jackson, SVP, SBA Lending Group, Bridge Bank, MBA University of Michigan
Steve Peterson, Broker/Owner Infinity Investments, President, Associated Real Property Brokers (Realtists), Member – Certified Commercial Investment Institute, San Jose State University
Keith Spears, Managing Director, Transom Capital Group, Yale Law School, Stanford Graduate School of Business
Thomas Thomas, CFA, Owner Thomas T Thomas Consulting & Thomas T Thomas Vineyards, MBA University of Cincinnati
Enjoy food, beverage, music, raffle prizes.

When is the last time you invested in yourself?

RSVP NOW AT http://www.eventbrite.com/e/urban-financial-services-coalition-9th-annual-economic-summit-tickets-16151202682

http://www.ufscnet-sf.org/about.html

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Tomorrow in San Francisco-

Update! A NEW grant from AKM Equity makes event admission FREE! Hello friends! Please come to this fun event THIS FRIDAY and please bring friends, RSVP for the Urban Financial Services Coalition Annual Economic Strategic Summit below! You will be glad you did!

http://www.eventbrite.com/e/urban-financial-services-coalition-9th-annual-economic-summit-tickets-16151202682

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Urban Financial Services Coalition members doing some fabulous (pictured)…

Urban Financial Services Coalition members doing some fabulous sightseeing during the African American Briefing for Financial Professionals in Washington, DC. #AABFP
See you in Atlanta June 4-6, 2015!

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